The fourth season of Black Mirror premiered on Netflix last Friday, terrifying viewers nationwide, as they simultaneously welcomed a dystopian future closely resembling the series. “An implant that can replay memories, and I’m supposed to be putting it in my kids?” scoffed Netflix subscriber Cecilia Tuma, whose phone was at all times reporting her GPS position and physical proximity to other peoples’ phones, and potentially transmitting live audio and video feeds to unknown numbers of corporations, hackers, and government agencies. “I’m glad a new season of Black Mirror came out, because it’s really making us aware of the frightening direction consumer technology can go if we voluntarily surrender ourselves–”, Tuma continued, before being interrupted by her phone’s notifications that she had three new Candy Crush lives to use, and a reminder to maintain her Snapchat streaks.