The Best Cyber Monday Deal is on a Dark Web Hitman That Comes and Shoots You in the Face
You really dodged a bullet on those exorbitant prices!
Nov 27, 2017
You really dodged a bullet on those exorbitant prices!
Nov 21, 2017
If you get called a communist, fire back with “yeah I’m trapped in this capitalistic hellscape too, but I bet YUCKYRAT13 will get us some great Black Friday deals!”
Oct 25, 2017
Move over Sexy Graphic Designer and Sexy Octogenarian, there’s a new queen in town! And she’s got a 5,000-year-old plague in tow.
Oct 2, 2017
There’s nothing spookier than having 32 unanswered texts that you just don’t have the energy to deal with right now!
Sep 19, 2017
If your son just stopped in for an asthma attack, you can roll his points into your account and you’ll be able to afford that skin graft! Don’t worry, he’s young and healthy! He doesn’t even go outside much anyway!
Sep 1, 2017
Of course we want to support children in need! Just not right now, okay?
Aug 24, 2017
You have 9,999+ unread e-mails, and it’ll stay that way!
Aug 22, 2017
He’ll call and call and call. But you need to stay firm. Don’t pick up, now matter how tempting.
Aug 15, 2017
It’s in escapable fact of city living that every accidental locking of two strangers’ eyes results in a fistfight.